This Week In Tweets

We filter through their inane jabbering so you don’t have to.

Paul Tamburroby Paul Tamburro

My nephew just managed to go a whole 8 hours in my company without filling his diaper. I would say that this is a proud day for both me and Mr Woods, but my nephew is 16.


If you were wondering whether the attached photo featured a guy sitting beside Mr Cent driving under the influence, then you would be absolutely right. The guy also happened to be world-renowned boxer Floyd Mayweather, Jr. Dramz subsequently ensued.


I’d much rather continue to believe that as soon as I have a Jack n Coke in my hand, people mistake me for Tom Waits.


Charlie Sheen there, living under the false pretence that the world still gives a shit. @ChrisRich21027 sums it up most succinctly; “Dude how do you lose a job where you play yourself?”


Okay Mr Tyson! Whatever you say Mr Tyson! *Proceeds to eat a bowl of celery and courgettes, sobbing with fear whilst doing so*


I know what you mean, JWoww. I recently shaved that little patch of hair where your eyebrows meet, and I feel like a changed man. Honestly, it was a spiritual experience.


Extrapolating definition: Extend the application of (a method or conclusion, esp. one based on statistics) to an unknown situation by assuming that existing trends will continue or similar methods will be applicable.

Steve Martin there, teaching us a new word. This is one of two valuable things we have learnt from him within the past decade, the other being “never star alongside Queen Latifah”.


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