Happy Valentine’s Day from Portal 2

Show your significant other you love them with the gift of teleportation!

Erik Norrisby Erik Norris

Happy Valentine's Day from Portal 2

The title pretty much says it all. The hilarious folks over at Valve have crafted a Valentine’s Day gift guide for all us non-educated folks (read also: nerds). Watch the video to learn the drawbacks to some of the most stereotypical Valentine’s Day gifts around. Did you know four out of five people are crushed to death by giant falling diamonds every day? Yea, that’s a high number, so watch out!

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