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Life would be so much better if we could just break out in a death metal song every once in awhile. Stuck in traffic? Let out a ROOOAR!!! Trump said what? GROOOOWL!!! Feels good don’t it?
Love it or hate it, the hardcore sound of screaming vocals, dick-slapping guitars and Ritalin-fueled drums is made for remixes, and I’m not talking about the kind from DJ Tiesto.
Death metal is like Sriracha for your ears. It gets your heart rate up, clears your senses and makes anything good or bad better. Need proof? Check out these weird and hilarious death metal remixes.
Death Metal Cats and Dogs
Ever wish that your favorite four-legged friend could talk? Careful what you wish for because they would sing some Cannibal Corpse.
Death Metal Temptress
You would definitely not swipe left on Rachel Aspe. The shy, cute French coed, had metal heads’ tongues wagging when she belted out the Sybreed song “Emma-o” on French’s version of America’s Got Talent.
Elmo’s Death Metal Song
Elmo has always struck me as a Muppet with a dark past. Kids love him a bit too much, he has a tickle fetish, and is homies with Rosie O’Donnell. Bad woman. To say that the “Little Red Menace” is a hardcore metal fan is not so surprising as it is understood.
Mary Poppins Sings Death Metal
Unfortunately this isn’t a new track from Disney’s upcoming Mary Poppins remake. This death metal take on “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” comes from the sick and twisted mind of Andy Rehfeldt, a composer for Endless Noise Music and Sound Design, who remixes classic songs into head-banging anthems.
Death Metal Clown
Clowns are scary and that was before they started playing death metal.
Have You Ever Had A Dream Like This?
This too-cute meme the went around the internet gets a death metal makeover. Still cute and now badass.