Florida Man Tries To Steal Shower Curtain From Walmart, Punches Employee

This man was on a mission.

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Some people just really, really want to be hygienic.

Let’s all talk about Tampa man Eric De’armarcus Beasley. Beasley decided that he was going to head to Walmart Supercenter in Oldsmar, in order to stock up on some essentials. Those essentials? A shower curtain, toothpaste, some shaving material and some clothing. Beasley also decided that he wasn’t going to pay for any of these things so he attempted to walk out with a total of $285 in merchandise. But Beasley was stopped by a female employee,  who asked him for a receipt. So what did Beasley do? He punched her in the face.

Florida Man Tries To Steal Shower Curtain From Walmart, Punches Employee

The 22-year-old then fled from the store but was eventually caught in no time. The 32-year-old employee, who stated “she was in pain,” said that Beasley had been suspected of shoplifting earlier in the day so all eyes were on him as he roamed the store.

Once Beasley was arrested, he confessed to the assault and attempting to steal from Walmart, but according to the sheriff’s deputy, Beasley “did not appear remorseful for his actions.”

Beasley is charged with theft, battery, and resisting a merchant. No word yet if he ever got to use his shower curtain.

via The Smoking Gun

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