Lingerie Football Coach Gives Ass-Chewing Of A Lifetime To His Team At Halftime (NSFW Language)

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Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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Odds are you missed the Legends Football League Western Conference Championship battle between the Seattle Mist and Los Angeles Temptation on August 20 because you were busy doing anything else, but that means you missed Mist head coach Chris Michaelson go on another one of his epic halftime rants.

And just think, this gem came while his team was winning 20-6 at the break:

Lingerie Football Coach Gives Ass-Chewing Of A Lifetime To His Team At Halftime (NSFW Language)

Was Michaelson’s rant a bit over the top and uncalled for? Yeah, probably. I mean, it’s hard to agree with him that LA’s quarterback was “gutting” them if the Temptation only managed to put six points on the scoreboard in the first half.

Seattle wound up winning the game 28-13 to advance to the 2017 Legends Cup this Sunday, where they’ll attempt to take down the Atlanta Steam, who pulled off the upset of the century by taking down the previously undefeated Chicago Bliss 14-6 in the Eastern Conference Championship.

We don’t have a dog in the fight, but we are hoping for a shit-ton of points in hopes that everybody celebrates like this when they cross the goal line:

h/t BroBible

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