Couple Busted Having Sex In Front Of Dentist Office

Make sure to floss.

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They must have really, really enjoyed the thought of clean teeth.

Now I don’t know if these folks heard about the retainer that a dentist created that helps you give better oral sex, but something set them off because they were caught having sex on the front steps of a Florida dental office. 62-year-old Merri-Anne-Bromley and her man, 55-year-old David Wheeler were arrested after they began having sex “within full view of the public and anybody passing by,” according to the police report.

Couple Busted Having Sex In Front Of Dentist Office

dentist romp

Bromley and Wheeler decided upon the St. Pete Modern Dentistry as their location, as they got down and dirty on the front steps to the building. And of course they were separated by police and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior.

Photo: Google Maps

Photo: Google Maps

Bromley is no stranger to breaking the law as she has been previously convicted of theft, obstruction and carrying an open container. And her man? Well he’s been arrested plenty of times, most recently for felony battery.

So it’s pretty clear these two lovebirds are meant for one another.

h/t The Smoking Gun

And of course there is this: Police ‘Interrupt’ Shameless Couple Having Sex In A Public Park