Woman Arrested For Driving Drunk, Had Dragon Lizard In Bra

This lizard went for a ride.

Bryan Brunatiby Bryan Brunati
Photo: Zhenikeyev (Getty)

When you hit rock-bottom, you hit rock bottom.

While this idiot got him and his chihuahua drunk, a Massachusetts woman named Amy Rebello-McCarthy was arrested after she knocked over six mail boxes while driving drunk. But that’s not why people are talking about her. They are talking about her because she did all this with a bearded dragon lizard stuffed in her bra. Gross.

The 39-year-old woman was slurring her words when confronted by police after she crashed her car. I mean, take a look at the aftermath:

Photo: Taunton Police

Photo: Taunton Police

And here’s where the lizard comes into play. Check out a police account of it thanks to Facebook.

Prior to transporting the parties to the police department Amy revealed that she was in possession of a Bearded Dragon Lizard. (You can’t make this stuff up)
Where does one hold a Bearded Dragon Lizard while driving you ask?
Answer: In their brassiere of course!! The Bearded Dragon Lizard was transferred to the Taunton Police Department and turned over to the Animal Control Officer.

Photo: Taunton Police

Photo: Taunton Police

But Rebello-McCarthy wasn’t alone, as she had a 22-year-old passenger with her named Marvin K. Kyewalyanga. Kyewalyanga apparently was carrying an airsoft replica of a semi-automatic weapon and, not surprising, was unable to “recall his first or last name as he slurred his way through the conversation.”

In the end, Rebello-McCarthy was charged with operating a motor vehicle under the influence of liquor, driving to endanger, and marked lane violation.

But look at her smile!

Photo: Taunton Police

Photo: Taunton Police

h/t Huffington Post

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