Odds are you missed the Phillies beat the Mets in extra innings recently because you were busy doing anything else, but that means you missed a poor beer guy trying to make a few pennies off each $14 dollar cup of suds he sells get drilled in the junk by a line drive off the bat of Phillies first baseman Tommy Joseph.
The dick shot heard ’round Citi Field took place in the top of the fourth inning, and the poor bastard could be seen squatting down in an effort to shake off the pain. It’s unknown if he was able to power through and still sell beer until sales ended in the seventh inning, but by the looks of things, it would have been one hell of an act of courage and will if he did so.
Mets Beer Guy gets rocked in the nuts with a foul ball pic.twitter.com/tT2DMLupiC
— Alex B. (@KnicksCentral) April 19, 2017
Oh, man. That was beyond hysterical. It’s just always so damn funny watching a grown man take a shot to grapes. Well, it’s probably not that funny if you’re the beer guy this morning, but still, you know what I mean.
Also, hysterical? You guessed it: The two dudes who were overjoyed that the ball ricocheted off the beer guy’s beanbag into their hands. Enjoy the souvenir, fellas.