Girl Tries To Jump Over Subway Tracks, Ends Exactly Like You Thought It Would

And this is the future.

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It’s not like we needed more proof that the majority of people out there are idiots.

So it seems dudes aren’t the only ones attempting dumb stunts, because after seeing an idiot attempt to jump over subway tracks and massively failing, as well as witnessing what happens when you jump off a hotel roof into a pool, a girl in NYC thought she would try her own stunt. The stunt was jumping from a subway platform, over subway tracks, and landing onto the other platform. Simple on paper. Not simple in action.

So let’s see what occurred when a girl tried to jump over some tracks. I think you know how this is going to end.

Girl Tries To Jump Over Subway Tracks, Ends Exactly Like You Thought It Would

I just want to know one thing: did this girl get out of bed and think to herself “Yes, today is the day I jump over subway tracks and attempt not to die.” Is that how it went? Because I’m pretty sure that girl lost all her teeth, and now everyone on the internet is either laughing at her or just using her as an example to what happens to a brain on drugs.

h/t Barstool Sports

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