There’s A Guy In the Czech Republic Running Around Having Sex With Cars

Fill 'er up, I guess.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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Apparently some people love cars more than others. Exhibit A of this argument, your honor? You guessed it: This turd sticking his dick into the gas tanks of unsuspecting automobiles in the Czech Republic.

That’s right, kids. According to Expats, some asshole is running around Pilsen and having sex with other people’s cars, and his latest romp with a blue Skoda was captured by a surveillance camera for all to see.

There’s A Guy In the Czech Republic Running Around Having Sex With Cars

The perv humped the car last Sunday in a parking garage in the district of Skvrnany and then walked off. Needless to say, the violated car’s owner is doing his best to warn other drivers and their rides to be on the lookout for this dude who has treated cars like a “brothel” and “sexually abused at least two defenseless, four-wheeled beauties” to date.

It’s unknown if the car f**king is being treated as a crime this time around, and that’s a damn shame. I mean, if you’d as much as spit on my car, I feel like somewhere in the law books it would say that I’d have the OK to retaliate in some form much less ejaculate in the damn thing.

I guess it’s better than humping a dog: Florida Man Had Sex With His Pit Bull In Front Of His Neighbors