Jeff Goldblum is having a Jurassic lark in Sydney, where — as we speak — he is stationed inside his own mobile food truck and handing out free snags to the delight of unsuspecting passersby.
That’s right, cram your gold coin donations Bunnings, because “Chef Goldblum” has one-upped ya by staging a free sausage sizzle on the sunlit shores of Circular Quay.
We have absolutely no idea what has prompted the megastar of such Hollywood blockbusters as Jurassic Park and Independence Day to fly to Sydney, apparently for the sole purpose of doling out gourmet Goldblum-themes bangers to the general populous, but it may have something to do with the fact that he’s just been announced to star alongside Chris Pratt in ‘Jurassic World 2‘. Maybe?
Either way, fuck it. Jeff Goldblum’s in Sydney and he’s got your arvo tea covered. Go grab yourself a “Goldblum” “Silverblum” or “Bronzeblum” sanga (with a selfie to-go) while stocks last.