Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Attended Trump’s Inauguration And It Was So Damn Hysterical

If Walmart could vomit, this is what would come out.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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“Last time I saw this much white hair, Madonna was getting out of a limo without panties.”

That was just one of the many brilliant phrases Triumph the Insult Comic Dog had up his non-sleeve to sum up who he saw in attendance at Donald Trump’s inauguration on Friday. There were also these gems:

“Look at this inspiring mass of overweight, overaged predominantly white humanity.”

“Nothing but Roseannes and Fieris as far as the eye can see.”

“This is like a pickup joint for seniors.”

After ripping the masses a new asshole from afar, it was time to get up close and personal with the attendees and Trump supporters. And as is usually the case with Triumph, it was by far the funniest thing we’ve seen in a long time, short of Donald Trump getting sworn in as the 45th President of the United States, of course. Try these on for size:

“Mike Pence is so uptight he has to take a roofie to masturbate.”

“I have a lot in common with Trump, actually, you know? Yeah, the only difference is the hand up my ass isn’t Vladmir Putin’s.”

And that’s really just a taste of what is by far the funniest video of the year. Now go watch it.

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Attended Trump’s Inauguration And It Was So Damn Hysterical

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