Sadly, this is NOT fake news.
Yeah, you can't do that, even in the dirty South.
Sounds like the perfect storm.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
To be fair, she does seem to love God quite a bit.
You might want to think twice before putting your lips on one of this guy's joints.
This guy's spring break is going to suck balls, possibly literally if he spends more than a few hours in jail.