It went about as well as Gary Busey reading Shakespeare in front of a crowd that's deaf.
This is what happens when you get your hands the "good shit."
Hey, if you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'.
Not the paint job inlet officials had in mind.
"Spider-Man attacked him coming down the home straight!"
Austin, Texas sure has quite the way to entertain their tourists.
Here's something we can get behind. Literally, in some cases.