In an ironic twist, lollygagging will get you to your grave quicker.
We like the sound of that!
Science is saying that our moms determine if we will be intelligent or not. Thanks for nothing, DAD!
The twists and turns keep coming.
The dude practically farts miracles.
Rats! I mean, mice!
It's not exactly gaydar but...OK, it's pretty much gaydar.
Sometimes it's OK to be a Grinch.